Me: Please stop tap dancing in class.
Student: Why?
Me: This is jail. We don’t tap dance in jail.
Student: Why?
Me: Excellent point. Tap dance away.
I love this.
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”
Despite not being a girl, I loved this so muchwhen in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
(Source: notskomak)
Alison Brie & Gillian Jacobs for GQ
I think I overdosed on how perfect this is.
Having the craic with the lads
My life may not be the best one but I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else but right here.






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